woootzzz~ store manager ytd, kenny, looks like ANTHONY HUANG (huang qiu sheng, u know? Initial D movie jay chou's dad?) with long hair!!! lolz =x

dun laugh at him like my mother did~ not bad looking k? lolz

n i think we can compete in e whos-e-softests-SA contest~ muahahaha~

n i think i'm getting pretty alrite at work =) can get 1 or 2 customers to clinch sales already~ *yay* =D

anyway, just take a look at tis~

bak gua anyone?



sch SUCKS!!! working is sooo much more fun~

hmmm... some internal issues needa b cleared...

ndp training tml, can't wait =D

work work~



stupid weather =\ ruined my swimming plans =( moreover, STUPID polyclinic~ forever overcrowded with e old n e not-so-sickly-kids-who-pays-for-cheap-MCs >=(

yes i'm pissed~

coz now i have to wake up at 7 so tat i'll b in time to QUEUE (sry i gotta resort to cheaponess~) to b e 1st few =\ but really no choice lah i gotta get tat blocked ear cleared b4 working with ivy, coz i so bet she'll throw a BITCH fit if i keep going "HAAA AAA AAA H???" all e time =(

ok i suppose not just her =\

seriously, i hate half my present lifestyle now... other den looking forward to WORKING (hey i love my job so far alrite?) and SCHOOLING (yes!!! u heard me rite~), e offdays r a real pisser (like today) n now tat we dun really have a common free time, its incredibily hard to ask ppl to hangout like we use to =(

vivo seems like a real distant past...

n somehow doing nothing at home today made me think of Elly again... (yes damn e free times~) "imma an idiot who reminisces in e history of time n yes, e present seems so far forward..." wld b a good way to describe myself ^^ hahaha...

YAWNZZZ~ LALALAND~ =D

haiz gotta cut lalaland short tis nite =( saded sia...



woooties~ past 2 days was just purely "work work~" =)

sunday was rather scary (but didn't turned out tat scary) =\ 1st weekend n there were LOTSA ppl!!! sales was somewat in e high range (note tis part) n there's even free ice-cream to eat ^^

ytd (monday) was crappy~ it was SOOO~ quiet at esplanade, tat even after finishing my mundane task at hand, i just sat there reading FIRST (mag) else laming with alwyn =( not our fault sales was bad today... maybe God took TODAY's sales n put it with SUNDAY's sales, who knows?

n i swear carrying frames from esplanade to suntec (n vice versus) aren't fun =\ especially when e weather is insanely hot nowadays...

oh well... job scope... better get use to it den just plain ranting? YOSSSH~ hehehe~

tmls off day =)

n its a tuesday =)

after clinic in e morning... if time n weather permits =)

its gonna b a...

SWIMMING DAY!!! > < HOORAY!!! damn haven't swimmed in a long time =) chance to see how grandmas doing too~ haven't let her know i got a job already =\

just bet shes gonna rant bout working principles~ hahaha =)

last train to LALALANDs leaving already!!! > <



YEAH!!! working tml!!! so looking forward can~ its a weekend!!! n its at suntec!!! neither 1 have i encountered b4 e past 2 working days =\

wat new advanture lies in wait for benny wenny? will he survive e deadly clutches of e WEEKEND CROWD (not to mention pesky singaporean consumers) SOLDIERS???

STAY TUNED~

TO~

BENNY~ WENNY'S~ BLOGSPOT!!!

yes i'm nuts XD

tats coz e saturday closetted syndrome has gotten to me x_x n e very fact tat tat TOUCH RUGBY GAL might nvr go for ice skating isn't making things any better =( sadded~

oh well anyway i really hope ivy's alrite with e arrangement i'm gonna propose to her, bout working on specific weekends? so tat i can attend e ndp training~ (yes i'm taking part in ndp) =)

somehow i really wish i get to work on more days =(



hello saturday~ n hopefully its another debt collecting day =x mothers a scrouge, but shes still e hands tat feeds me =P

all FAITHs r babbly (freaky) in tis world =\

damn i miss working =\ obviously i can't survive sch >< which is bad~

ice skating ytd was so-so =\ teaching 7 multi legged freaks (they have so "many" legs, they can't stand still) aren't easy *cries* hopefully tis whole group of 7 stays... den again, how many of my students actually stays after learning all e gd stuffs? =\

so tired~ time to snooze somemore...



touch rugby gal!!! TOUCH RUGBY GAL!!! > < yes i know its an obsession, but i'm definately not a hentai-san -_- wish me luck teaching newbies (a.k.a. noobs in reality =x) later =)

n 1 more time, TOUCH RUGBY GAL!!! =D



!@#$%^&*()_+ CSA is SOOO OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO OOO fuggin boring~ =(

haiz~ mr chubby face thinks so too~



i survived managing director DENNY~ (applause ppl) =D n i've lvled up today as a noob poster boy (no not TAT poster boy) hehehe~

so i guess e only scary task now, ish to overcome e weekends, n surviving e seemingly work-oriented, strict (or so i've been told), no-play-no-frills IVY JIE JIE!!!

*buzzz buzzz buzzz zzz zzz* (Blogspot screwed up tis part of my post >=( grrr~) anyway just wanna say that i love tis job n kudos to benji n alwyn =)

yawnzzz~ time to slp~

OUCH! nah bei pillow~ b gentle on my postercut hand =(



cca fiesta! fun! hot gal(s)~ ^^ i wan tat touch rugby gal in green =x

n i realised tat when i inline under pressure, i perform better o_O weird huh?

to tat cleaner aunty who RULES blk 68 b1 (interior), CHILL u BITCH >=\ i swear constantly looking out for her n getting chased out when she does see us aren't fun =(

*booo hooo*

n although its singapore, we do have kids who know nuts bout our common language (eg hokkien, mandarin) =\

subject faithieee, mandarin:
battery - dian chi = "i DUN know~"
sesame paste - zhi mah hu = "something BLUR?"
postcards - ming xin pien(?) = can't rmb but its a pretty retarded answer =x

subject olivia, hokkien:
poor pronounciation + innocence (k maybe not after tis evening) + extreme slowness =

FUGGIN FUNNY~ (so sry)

n wats with e "Huga-neh-ji" o.O

yawns~ work tml, managing director, so scared~, really am scared, yawnsss~

GOD SAVE~ BENEDICA~ (just shower me with cash n tat touch rugby gal > <)



wat i thought was easy work turns out to b quite stressful =\

posters posters POSTERS after POSTERS to rmb o_O

but my trainer was nice lah, sorta helped me to relax (k i admit i was nervous alrite, but who isn't on their 1st day on a new job in a new environment?) so tat sorta helped...

i pray for ISANs intake tis year!!!

"comeon~ send in all e bitches~"



schs starting next week!!!

yeah!!!

works starting next week!!!

YEAH (now tis deserves to b loud)!!!

=)

but i still haven't check if i still get to enjoy concession or not, coz e current 1 expires tis sunday =( !@#$%^&*()_+ sch arrangement >=( grrr~

anyway let me teach u how to "act" pretty =) just follow tis simple steps to achieve, e PERFECT bimbotic pose =D

courtesy of faithieee =)



YEAH (emphasis tat its bolded)!!!

i just might b able to catch The Phantom Of The Opera!!! stroke of luck!!! heaven has willed tis to happen =) wahahahahaha~

den again, i might not =\ depends i guess =)

but i really pray i can =x

geeeze... sometimes how i wish chubby face cld just move on its own (NO~ no Chucky syndrome) =\ den i'll have someone whos silent i can confined in with SOME practical response =)

now YOU~ y u come tell me all tat tonite? =( u asshole (but u're not)...



i got a job at Popcorn!!! finally, though definately not a stress free retail job but i'm looking forward to it =)

n i swear polyclinics r e most ironic medical institutes in e whole of singapore~ inefficiant, long waiting HOURS =\

i think a patient cld have either vormitted 5 - 6 times while waiting for his turn to b consulted =\



AHHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH
HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH
HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH HHH

seriously, i wish my father cld just DIE~

sheeesh~ he shd b e 1 lying in e coffin 3 weeks ago... den again i wld've just thrown his body in e furthest storm drain i can find from home =\

he'll nvr get my share of e "care" from his children next time...



guess wat~ its a monday (n a boring day), so its a SWIMMING DAY!!!

=D yeah~

oh no am i beginning to sound like faithieee? NUUU UUU UUU UUU UUU UUU UUU UUU UUU~



went to watch The Reaping at cineleisure, n guess wat?

i, a 20 yrs old kid, n my fren, a 22 yrs old, was asked to present our IC for a NC16 movie!!!

zomgbbqroflol~

"uncle~ can i pay 55 cents for e bus ride?"



ahhh~ just came back from meeting my uncle just now~ supposingly (n innocently) it was for just a simple game of LAN and dinner.

PS: he brought me to The China Club, on the 52nd floor of capital tower!!! ZOMG e view was GREAT on a saturday nite, e furnishing was perfect, e view was Stunning and e food was simply Mouth Watering >_< damn i wanna go there again if chances allow... but since its called "The China Club", hence, u know e rest (saded) =(

anyway after tat he dragged me to a bar to meet his frens lah. insane i tell u!!! ok at least i know tat my uncles pretty hip with e kinda frens he mixes with =) but 1 of his fren, Don i think, kept pouring champagne for me everytime my glass was empty o_O yah so u imagine after a glass of vodka redbull, followed by 4 - 5 glasses of champagne NON-STOP, i'm totally tipsy now can!!!

but wat e hell it was a nice experience lah!!! knowing a few new ppl here n there =)

PS: i cldn't tell from left to right again to e cab driver n ALMOST went e wrong direction at lower delta road =x

me: "auntie turn left at e junction"
aunty: "ok~"
*aunty starts turning left*
me (panics): "AUNTY SRY TURN RIGHT!!!"
aunty (panics): "OK~"

>_< so sry~



wheee eee eee~ (ice) skated last nite =D even though e amount of workout obtained isn't as intense as inline, e atmosphere, e feeling, e "free-ness" felt is definately incompariable (in an empty rink tat is) =D

mommy's hasn't been giving me allowance in a few days now... LUCKILY, thats wat debtors r for =D k just collected 50 back from 2 of velna's TP frens =)

heng sia~ else dunno how to survive until mommy starts giving allowance again =(

n believe me, taking buses down to tampines, den to pasir ris, den back to bukit merah, aren't fun =( but for e sake of MUCHIN-GOLD~ its worth it (without complains) i guess =\

sooo bored now~ help me =( it really is~



its a THURSDAY!!! =D n since e sun yearns to fry all under it, its a swimming day!!! XD

provided grandma doesn't nag too much bout e weather again =P



just cleared my wardrobe n GOD theres (either) ugly and (or) undersized clothes all everywhere!!! mommy aren't gonna b too happy when she sees e pileS on the ironing board next morning =\

i PROMISE!!! i'll wear every single piece of clothing i buy at least once a month from now on~ well tats till i stockup my wardrobe 3 months later tat is =P

or when i get a job with gd pay, all tat becomes another question =P

more money pls~



imagine, just imagine, e corrs performing LIVE at e airport for e departure of ms velna cheng dunno-wat!

There~ She~ Goes~
There~ She~ Goes Again~

den *ZOOOM* shes off Leaving~ On A Jet Plane~

sometimes, i super wanna strangle jeff ng (mr ng, u shd know y~) =( grrr... somebody pls pass me e ice bucket =(

employers out there, HEAR YEE~ HEAR YEE~ if u can't offer me at at least 5 bucks per hour,at least 4 days per week with at least 8 hours per shift, pls dun look for me thank u =)




nice rite? even ms ang said i got taste ^^ n ms ang NVR lies~

mr ng zq said workers in sales line know how to flatter ppl n make em happy (jeff ng, u shut up u~) n to all others who think tat its a 29.50 scrap metal, !@#$% OFF MY PLANET!!!

hmmm recently there've been regular sightings of old men in HOT PANTS!!! help man~ n i really mean help (these) men =(



well now tat ms cheng is back, things aren't going exactly as i wanted it to (wishful thinking anyway)... n a particular someone aren't helping at all =\

just when i've began to slowly let go my great grandma's passing, i have someone (extra) to worry about now =\ my beloved-worlds-cutest grandma seems to have lost weight =\ n in someways dun seem her usual self... perhaps suffering from e same tormant as me? =\

hello~ i'm still waiting for my job delivered here~



river island sure has some hot stuff worth buying =) but aren't too sure if e british design'll go well with e locals here though =\ afterall it is a london high street brand...

options for job left wide open again~ either to go with (so-called-gay guy) alfred, or to go with popcorn (u know, e movie relics n collectable store?). either 1 tat offers at least 5 bucks/hr n a minimum of 4 working days each week of full store shift wld b taken (if popcorn decides to hire me of coz) =)

1 of my frens trying to hit on tis gal whom I (must stress e singularity of the person involved, though i aren't sure bout e others) think tat she resembles Ari The Chimpanzee from Planet of the Apes (e 2001 version. sry, no "cheetah! baaad monkey!") =x

k maybe its just me alrite =P i do set my sights high on gals, n everyone differs in taste =) but tis monkey errr i mean gal tat he's after has a hot bod > < it seems like God sooo doesn't know how to allocate e "goodness" of eve evenly =x

k time to spell S L E E P, n tats accompanied with a NITEZ =)

Benedict Tan (aka. Benny)
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